Q: Why did the students eat their homework?
A: Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
Q: Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?
A: Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!
Q: When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?
A: When it’s been sliced.
Q: What did the cake say to the fork?
A: you want a piece of me?
Q: Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?
A: Because it was marble cake!
Q: What happens when no one comes to your birthday party?
A: You can have your cake and eat it too.
Q: What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
A: Angel food cake, of course!
Q: Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream?
A: It was icing on the cake.
Q: What is an elf’s favorite kind of birthday cake?
Q: What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?
A: Mice cream and cake!
Q: Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes?
A: To make them light and fluffy.
Q: How do you get a Minecraft themed party started?
A: Let them eat cake.
Q: What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake?
A: “What’s eating you?”
Q: Why was Tony Soprano fat?
A: Cause he thought getting a slice of the pie was a piece of cake.
Q: If Megan Fox is a cake, then what is Amanda Bynes?
A: A fruitcake.
Q: Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his dessert?
A: Cause he was stuffed.
Q: When the little boy was baking a cake why did it run away?
A: Because it said crack 2 eggs then beat it!
Q: Why did the man put the cake in the freezer?
A: Because his wife told him to ice it
Q: Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
A: Because it was feeling crumby!
Q: What happened when Jessica Simpson tried to make a birthday cake?
A: The candles melted in the oven!
Q; Why did the burglar break into the bakery?
A; Because he heard the cakes were rich.
Q: What kind of cake do you get at a cafeteria?
A: A stomach-cake!
Q: What do you call a baker with a cold?
A: Coughee cake.
Q: What do they call Chris Christie in New Jersey?
A: Cake Boss.
Patient: Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.”
Doctor: Next time, take off the candles.
Top 10 iPhone Jokes To Crack You Up
The most popular smartphone on the planet, yet comes with a barrage of humor from the folk on the web. Here’s a collection of top 10 iPhones jokes that are bound to make you roll on the floor, laughing!
Q: How can you tell which one of your friends has the new iPhone X?
A: Don’t worry, they’ll let you know.
What do you call an iPhone that isn’t kidding around?
Q: What do you call a bent iPhone 6 plus?
A: A dead wringer.
Q: Why is the Apple still reporting record profits?
A: Because iPhone users are just as oblivious to the looming recession as they are to the people around them!
Q: What is written on Steve Jobs tombstone?
A: iCame, iSaw, iConquered, iLeft, iCameBack, iThinkDifferent, iMac, iPod, iTunes, iPhone, iPad, iCloud, iRIP
Q: What do you get when you cross an iPhone 6 plus and skinny jeans?
A: A LG Flex.
Q: Why did Steve Jobs live his last moments in regret?
A: They say your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. Unfortunately for Steve Jobs, his iPhone 4S didn’t have a Flash player installed!
Q: How many Apple iPhone early adopters does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 3001. 1 to do the work and 3000 to go online and bitch about the lack of obscure features!
Q: What do the latest iPhone applications do?
A: Whiten teeth and perform lasik eye surgery!
Q: According to Apple what is the leading cause of iPhones overheating?
A: Downloading images of Katy Perry!
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Humor: Top 10 Football Jokes
In spite of the fact that football serenades are incredible in a football stadium, they are not perfect to sing at home. Regardless of jokes not being as basic or appealing as serenades, they are as yet valuable in ridiculing your opponents and can be utilized as a part of regular situations. Here are our main ten football jokes you can use amid Euro 2016 wagering and past.
A considerable lot of these are based around worldwide football groups and players, yet you merely need to substitute for the sake of the group or player of the individual you’re endeavouring to twist up – you can get a lot of mileage from these works of art.
“My missus just split up with me because she thinks I’m obsessed with football.
I’m a bit gutted about it; we’d been going out for 3 seasons.”
“What’s the difference between The Invisible Man and Scotland? You’ve got more chance of seeing The Invisible Man at the World Cup Finals.”
“During the World Cup in Brazil, the England team visited an orphanage. “It was heart-breaking to see their sad little faces with no hope.” said João, age 6.”
“What’s the difference between England and a Tea Bag? The tea bag stays in the cup long.”
“I was playing Football Manager on my PC when I was offered the Scotland job. I knew it was a poor squad with no future, so I declined the offer. I then put the telephone down and returned to Football Manager.”
Top 5 Jokes On Travel and Voyage
Has the travel bug bitten you yet? Let’s take a look at the top 5 jokes on travel, that’s bound to make you laugh all day!
The Blonde and The Lawyer
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, “I ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vice versa. ” Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says, “Okay, if you don’t know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don’t know the answer, I will pay you $500.00.” This catches the blonde’s attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game. The lawyer asks the first question. “What’s the distance from the earth to the moon?” The blonde doesn’t say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer. “Okay” says the lawyer, “your turn.” She asks the lawyer, “What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?” The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.00. The blonde says, “Thank you,” and turns back to get some more sleep. The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, “Well, what’s the answer?” Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep. And you thought blondes were dumb.
The Father and The Lady
A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland. She found herself seated next to a nice priest whom she asked: “Excuse me Father, could I ask a favor?” “Of course my child, What can I do for you?” “Here is the problem, I bought myself a new sophisticated hair remover gadget for which I paid an enormous sum of money. I have really gone over the declaration limits and I am worried that they will confiscate it at customs. Do you think you could hide it under your cassock?” “Of course I could, my child, but you must realize that I can not lie.” “You have such an honest face Father, I am sure they will not ask you any questions”, and she gave him the ‘hair remover’. The aircraft arrived at its destination. When the priest presented himself to customs he was asked, “Father, do you have anything to declare?” “From the top of my head to my sash, I have nothing to declare, my son”,he replied. Finding this reply strange, the customs officer asked, “And from the sash down, what do you have?” The priest replied, “I have there a marvelous little instrument designed for use by women, but which has never been used.” Breaking out in laughter, the customs officer said, “Go ahead Father. Next!”
The Couple Travellers
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, “Relatives of yours?” “Yep,” the wife replied, “in-laws.”
The Gar-Lic Scene
A nice respectable lady with a savory smell of perfume got on the bus and took a seat beside me. After some moments I dared to ask her: “Excuse me lady do you mind me please to ask you what is the name of this perfume and where did you buy it from? I want to buy one for my wife.” The lady responded: “It is Chanel and from Paris.” After about ten minutes later I felt a strong wind in my belly so I slowly blew it out. Some seconds later she broke and said: “Offf… what is this smell my God”? I said: “Gar lic and from Gilroy city in California.”
The Canadian Tourist
An elderly Canadian gentleman of 83 arrived in Paris by plane. At the French customs desk, the man took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry-on bag. “You have been to France before, monsieur?” the customs officer asked, sarcastically. The elderly gentleman admitted he had been to France previously. “Then you should know enough to have your passport ready.” The Canadian said, “The last time I was here, I didn’t have to show it.” “Impossible, Canadians always have to show your passports on arrival in France!” The Canadian senior gave the Frenchman a long hard look, then he quietly explained, “Well, when I came ashore at Juno Beach on D Day in 1944 to help liberate this country, I couldn’t find any Frenchmen to show it to.”
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