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Just For Fun: Crazy Batman Theories

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Here are some of the most amazing fan theories of Batman that fans have come up with, over the years!

  • THE JOKER IS BATMAN’S BROTHER

The Joker is obsessed with Batman in every form of media we’ve ever seen him in. There are other heroes in the DC universe, and Batman isn’t even the only non-superpowered one. What is it about Batman that keeps the Joker so enthralled with him? What if they’re quite literally drawn together, intertwined… by blood?

The theory is that Bruce had an older brother, Thomas Wayne Jr., who sustained a brain injury that caused him to go insane. The Waynes committed Thomas Jr. to Arkham Asylum until one day he would escape and become the Joker. The idea of a long-lost brother has popped up over and over again in the Batman comics, and the concept of The Joker and Batman being two sides of the same coin is a theme of nearly every movie, comic, game or cartoon featuring both characters, from Batman: Arkham City to Tim Burton’s Batman.

  • GOTHAM LEGALIZED GAMBLING

One of the biggest questions regarding Joel Schumacher’s Batman films after “Why do these exist?” is “Why is everything so different?” These movies are supposed to be take place in the same continuity as Tim Burton’s Batman films, but everything is different. In Batman Returns, Gotham City is a dark, gritty and somber, but in Batman Forever, it’s all neon lights, flashy statues and tacky decor.

Why? Because Gotham legalized gambling, leading to prosperous times for the citizens and an image overhaul. It even turned somber Batman into a mascot, a tourist attraction. While there’s one gambling scene in Batman Returns, it’s at a charity event and therefore legal. Batman Forever has people gambling out in the open, even featuring a casino robbery scene as if to underline this change.

  • ALFRED HIRED JOE CHILL TO KILL THE WAYNES

This one actually ties into the “Alfred is Bruce’s father” theory. Alfred and Martha have an affair, and Alfred falls in love. He wants to raise Bruce with Martha, but of course she would never leave a billionaire CEO for a butler. In a fit of rage, Alfred hires Joe Chill to kill Thomas Wayne so that he and Martha can be free to be together and raise Bruce as their son, but during the job, something goes terribly wrong.

When Joe attempts to shoot Thomas, there’s a struggle and Martha is shot first. He finishes the job and runs off. Alfred, grief-stricken and wracked with guilt over his actions, raises Bruce as a Wayne, and never lets on that he is Bruce’s real father, knowing that Thomas was the far better man, and Bruce deserves an honorable father.

  • THE JOKER IS THE HERO IN THE DARK KNIGHT

Throughout The Dark Knight, we’re led to believe that The Joker is an agent of chaos, causing havoc and mayhem wherever he goes, so why does every action he takes actually make Gotham a better place? Before he showed up, Gotham was a crime-riddled mess, but Joker shows up and within a short period of time, almost all organized crime was eliminated, many corrupt officials were jailed or killed and the city’s violent vigilante went into hiding for eight years.

The mafia bank robbery at the beginning lures Lau out of hiding with all the crime families’ money. When he threatens to blow up a hospital, it outs corrupt police officials who Harvey Dent later kills. He’s responsible for Gordon, one of the few incorruptible men on the force, being promoted and Batman serves as an example that vigilante justice cannot stand in civilized society. The Joke was on us all along.

  • THE JOKER IS AN IMMORTAL METAHUMAN

The Joker has been shot, drowned, strangled, stabbed, beaten, electrocuted and dropped from incredible heights, yet he not only always survives, but he always comes back just as limber and energetic as ever. One theory as to why suggests that in the same accident that bleached his skin and drove him insane, his metahuman gene was triggered and he became effectively immortal.

How else can you explain that he would survive falling into a vat of acid in the first place without blinding him or severely impairing him in any way? Batman: Endgame by writer Scott Snyder and illustrator Greg Capullo actually suggested something similar in that the Joker heals himself in a dionysium pit to regenerate his wounds, but that’s likely just to heal physical ailments (like having his face cut off), while still being immortal.

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Top 10 Corny Jokes On Food

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Here and there’s not at all like a decent, antiquated cheesy joke to put a grin all over. Terrible jokes or father jokes – call them what you will – here and there they simply do the trap.

As sustenance sweethearts, we’re apparently inclined toward jokes of the nourishment assortment. Some of them influence us to recoil somewhat, some of them are so cheesy they humiliate us, and some of them are merely extremely clever. Heading into Fourth of July, it’s an extraordinary time to outfit yourself with some family-accommodating and in fact cheesy jokes so that you can convey some funniness and happiness to your family picnic.

Here are some of our most loved cheesy nourishment jokes existing apart from everything else. Tell us your top choices in the remarks!

“What if soy milk is just regular milk introducing itself in Spanish?”

Q: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?

A: Nacho cheese!

Q: What did the baby corn say to its mom?

A: Where’s my pop corn?

Q: Why couldn’t the sesame seed leave the gambling casino?

A: Because he was on a roll.

Mushroom walks in a bar, bartender says “Hey you can’t drink here.”

Mushroom says “Why not, I’m a Fun-gi!”

Q: What do you call a fake noodle?

A: An Impasta.

Q: Why did the tomato blush?

A: Because it saw the salad dressing!

Q: Why don’t eggs tell jokes?

A: They’d crack each other up!

Q. I tried to get into my house the other day, but I couldn’t. Wanna know why?

A. Because I had gnocchi!

Q: What does a nosey pepper do?

A: Gets jalapeno business!

Source: Huffington Post

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The Definitive Christmas Wish List

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A senior citizen’s Christmas wish list for all of mankind…

Iprods (available in 15,000 volt, 25,000 volt and 50,000 volt versions)

It’s about time someone combined the genius of walking sticks with the ingenuity of cattle prods to create a handy device for shocking oblivious young people who are stomping around leashed to their mp3 players and knocking down old people like god damned bowling pins.

Large Print Traffic Signs

I do a lot of driving and its damned frustrating when I can’t make out whether a sign says “one way”, “freeway” or “pedestrian crosswalk.” If it weren’t for giant red octagons I wouldn’t have a clue when I’m supposed to hit the brakes.

If you expect me to merge, exit or watch for children make signs big enough that a man can read the damned things.

Raising the Minimum Age of Doctors

Doctors are supposed to be sage old men with white hair, pot bellies and a black bag packed full of pills. The last Doctor I saw was about to give me a prostrate exam but the damned street lights came on and he had to go home.

It’s ridiculous. If someone is going to manhandling my nether regions I’d at least like them to be shaving regularly and have seen a woman naked outside of the confines of their examining room.

A GOP Debate that is Watchable

…and does more than just confirm their collective belief that there’s no such thing as evolution.

Scrapping the Food and Drug Administration

It’s time to toss health regulations out the window and let eating be the literal and figurative crap shoot God intended it to be.

Not only would it save money but it’s a good first step in slimming down damned young people too. After all, folks tend to be more cautious in their food consumption if there is a 30 per cent chance that what you’re eating contains enough Salmonella to kill an African Bush Elephant. And there is nothing like a good case of the collywobbles to help people develop a healthy respect for food and to encourage them to leave a little something other than just tongue marks on their dinner plate.

Methuselah World

I’m sick of amusement parks pandering to children and believe the time is ripe for old folks to get their due. Forget the damned rolly-coasters, deep-fried turkey legs and overpriced gift shops, let’s set up a nice park full of slow moving trains, shaded benches, Betty Boop mascots and decent diversions like whack-a-teen, taffy pulling and bumper walkers.

Limits to Personal Freedom

In my day, freedom of speech was a figure of speech, not an open invitation to flash-mobbing, wiki-leaking, unruly occupying or anti-social nose-thumbing.

People need to stop hiding behind the skirt of civil liberties and read between the damned lines. Freedom of assembly was meant to protect the rights of groups like the Freemasons, the Elks Lodge and the Independent Order of Odd Fellows, not the South Dakota Chapter of Anarchy International.

Advances in Artificial Intelligence

Only because the real thing is in such woefully short supply.

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The Humor Monologue

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THE SET-UP (What was said and what happened during the meeting before the monologue was delivered)

1. We usually keep the projector in the center of the stage, where the speakers speak. Today only the last speaker would use the projector. So Kees suggested that we put the projector in the corner of the room and bring it to the center when it’s needed.

2. The table topics master, Roxanna, gave topics like “speak about spring (season) in wood, spring in garden, spring in childhood etc.) One of the speakers, Justin, told that he would find lot of dog poop outside his home during spring.

3. During the meeting, couple of mobile phones rang and disturbed the speeches.

4. Radomir talked about apocalypse. He referred to the recent meteor hit.

5. Bieneke talked about the history of the campus where the place we meet is located. She told that 20 years ago, the room that we use for meeting used to be the dressing room for the soccer players.

6. Marc talked about a technique for remembering things – called ‘memory palace technique’, where you associate the things which you want to remember to the things in an imaginery palace that you build.

7. Rohit, the general evaluator, told that we haven’t used the guest book in the last 6 or 7 meetings. Normally guest book is used to collect the info about the guests that visit our club.

8. The structure of the meeting is like this – 1. Table topics 2. Prepared speeches 3. Evaluations. Today I was one of the evaluators.

THE MONOLOGUE

1. Good evening dear toastmasters, guests, and the people who are here to change dresses.

2. You all know that I’m the second evaluator today. I would’ve preferred to sleep in the corner of the room until it was my turn to speak. Like the projector.

3. It’s bad that we don’t have a pillow here. But it’s good that we have a guest book.

4. Today we heard people speaking about spring in the wood, spring in the garden, spring in the childhood. I don’t know about all these things. But I know about the ring in the toastmasters meeting. Our ever-ringing mobile phone that is.

5. On the day that meteor hit the city, Justin was scared that the world would end. Because he saw something verryy strange. There was no dog poop outside his house.

6. I don’t care if the meteor destroys this campus or house or the city. I would be happy as long as it doesn’t destroy my memory palace.

7. Thank you Marcel, Marc, Mario, Bieneke, Tobias, Djean, Radomir, Wilhelm, Rohit, Kees, Roxanna. WoWWWW!! The memory palace technique works.

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